Pikadam2000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Men From Up The Stairs]

Fan-frickin' Tasttic

As always, twisted and fun.

*Spoiler Alert*

One problem, however. What the heck's the relevance of the settee? I mean, everything else fits, but unless there's something they forgot to mention in biology class I suppose it just refers to the... 'man'... buggering about in this dude's colon.

[Icons Ep 1]

Does anyone actually read these sub-reviews?

Absolutely hilarious- top marks from me, dude. Oh, but you spelt 'Braintree' wrong right at the end of the credits. For that, you must say two hundred hail Mary's while flushing your head down the toilet.

TheTreeman responds:

ya i tryed posting the swf with the spelling errors fixed..but it needs to go under review for security reason

[Cosmic Sojourner]

My eyes! My eyes are bleeding!

Okay, to break down the score I gave you, the background for the Winter paradise was the only thing that I don't think you created by smashing your face repeatedly on the keyboard. The plot was completely nonexistant, and the animation... what animation? A few looping graphics, granted, but I've found more entertainment through the ancient art of 'running into brick walls until I pass out'.

AstralProjection responds:

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[pib and pob]

Not bad, not bad

It's funny, in a kiddish sort of way, but don't get me wrong- it's funny and I like it.
Well done, you must have worked hard on that.

[Dramatic ketchup cartoon]

Oddly enough, I actually like it

God humour, good timing- all you need it poignant music in the background, sort of like a silent movie, and it could be so much better.

Keep on making 'em, I sense greatness in you!

[Short Medly of DOOM]

Not bad

Y'know, I can see some real potential here.... I mean, it was shoved together, but if you've ever seen The Demented Cartoon Movie, you'll know complete randomness benefits from that occasionally.
All in all, good work. I'm impressed.

[Strawberrium]

Ta-da

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the pinnacle of human evolution. This, my colleagues, is living proof of Darwin's theory; I mean, can you honestly imagine this guy, a man who draws enormous penises on clowns, then moves them about the screen like smearing shit over a window (which I wouldn't be surprised if it were his alternate means of self-entertainment) getting a girlfriend? Can you even imagine this dude going outside? Hopefully, his Mother still loves him.

AlbinoClock responds:

1. Make some flash.
2. If you think this was a serious project, you're out of your mind. I made this in 20 minutes for fun.
3. Abusive.
4. I love you.

[Bendium]

That's it, you've done it

I now actually hate that song. I really do. People like you should be.... well not shot, but maybe ridiculed a bit.
First off, the song stopped in the middle of if, the text was far too fast, and it was filled with pretty much the same amount of hilarity and fun as the Pope's funeral. Furthermore, I can see you got down on your knees and kissed everyone at NG's arse until they felt disgusted enough to let this travesty pass as a, dare I say it, 'cartoon'.
If anyone else out there is reading this and thinking 'Boy, I should try a Lilium skit', don't. It's old. And boring. And I will officially hate you.

Starberry responds:

And I will oficially disapprove of your opinion after seeing your favorite flash consists of all top 50 garbage.

[Dr. Philium]

Once again, '1' for music because I like the song

....But unfortunately, people like you are starting to put me off it with these pathetically crap cartoons, which, frankly, are an insult to Lilium. This is the THIRD parody I've seen of that classic, and only the first, Billium, made me laugh. The second nearly made me hurl, and you, sir, are beyond words to push this rotting carcass of a joke on any further like a smouldering heap of roadkill tied to the rear bumper of a car, while you lean out the windows whooping like a maniacal hillbilly.
Do the world a favour. Get an original idea. Learn better Flash. Try and opt for a sense of humour. And put the creator's name in the credit's if you're going to steal his work.