Pikadam2000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Icons Ep 1]

Does anyone actually read these sub-reviews?

Absolutely hilarious- top marks from me, dude. Oh, but you spelt 'Braintree' wrong right at the end of the credits. For that, you must say two hundred hail Mary's while flushing your head down the toilet.

TheTreeman responds:

ya i tryed posting the swf with the spelling errors fixed..but it needs to go under review for security reason

[Cosmic Sojourner]

My eyes! My eyes are bleeding!

Okay, to break down the score I gave you, the background for the Winter paradise was the only thing that I don't think you created by smashing your face repeatedly on the keyboard. The plot was completely nonexistant, and the animation... what animation? A few looping graphics, granted, but I've found more entertainment through the ancient art of 'running into brick walls until I pass out'.

AstralProjection responds:

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[Strawberrium]

Ta-da

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the pinnacle of human evolution. This, my colleagues, is living proof of Darwin's theory; I mean, can you honestly imagine this guy, a man who draws enormous penises on clowns, then moves them about the screen like smearing shit over a window (which I wouldn't be surprised if it were his alternate means of self-entertainment) getting a girlfriend? Can you even imagine this dude going outside? Hopefully, his Mother still loves him.

AlbinoClock responds:

1. Make some flash.
2. If you think this was a serious project, you're out of your mind. I made this in 20 minutes for fun.
3. Abusive.
4. I love you.

[Bendium]

That's it, you've done it

I now actually hate that song. I really do. People like you should be.... well not shot, but maybe ridiculed a bit.
First off, the song stopped in the middle of if, the text was far too fast, and it was filled with pretty much the same amount of hilarity and fun as the Pope's funeral. Furthermore, I can see you got down on your knees and kissed everyone at NG's arse until they felt disgusted enough to let this travesty pass as a, dare I say it, 'cartoon'.
If anyone else out there is reading this and thinking 'Boy, I should try a Lilium skit', don't. It's old. And boring. And I will officially hate you.

Starberry responds:

And I will oficially disapprove of your opinion after seeing your favorite flash consists of all top 50 garbage.

[NMA: Wanted]

The Humour's all there....

....But it jut need a tiny weeny bit more polish. I seem to say that all the time. It's absolutely hilarious; DO NOT PUT MOUTHS ON THEM. I think it's absolutely perfect as it is, dude. Trust me, I know funny. I'm British.

In short, perfect the tweens, but that's it. Keep on rocking!

TacoRemix responds:

no tweens were used in the making of this flash.

[Billium]

Heehee

I honestly expected this to be some crappy Flash knocked up in five minutes, but I think it was hilarious. A bit more work on the graphics, and I'd have given it a perfect ten.
Nice work!

Bluth-Development responds:

AW CRAP!

Thanks for the review.